Thursday, December 3, 2009

Polystyrene Vs Thermocol

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- So my coconut, what do you want?
- Ben Msieur I zieuter there on the trays of Leffe and Duvel from a bit of time and I m'disais that I'd rather have one or two ...
- In my little pile father. You got cash?
- That's right the problem is that I save to travel to Syria and even pTet Lebanon and Turkey. A dealer how much you sir these bonds bins?
- Hey coco, that things be clear: I am not negotiate the pints. 270 pounds is the tray. You want or not?
- Oh how I want it no doubt. Affirmative sir. J'vous take all of these beautiful cajos if only I had some tickets in his pocket ... The problem is that I can sire probably allow me to take one, after all I have some savings and then my wife is overseas and I eat potatoes and pasta until the end of the month it does not bother me, but look at the problem is that I could not choose between a décement bin Leffe and Duvel tray. I like steamed Duvel but if I drink while two or three days would pTet best I Leffe and then take the guy who lives with me I will certainly pass on a few pennies if I refile in a few Brews and he is sure he prefers Leffe, then I would say a good tank but Leffe Brown the boy prefers the blonde. It's a good fellow, are not legit ... more
- shortens Hey buddy! Choose a container and rid the floor. Not gonna spend my day listening to your salads!
- Ooohla sir, put yourself in trim. I'll take one of the tray. I just need m'décide. Unless your Excellency permit me to Moitiers Moitiers ...
- You're a funny zoiseau you eh. Listen to what I'll propose is to make Moitiers Moitiers, you take a tray of Leffe Blonde or brunette I wax boots, and you'll catch a ferry from Duvel and you will extend 540 pounds or whatever you're going to take c This is my 45 in the back! Got it?
- My word you are Sir hard case. Worse than Egyptian.
- If you thought you got bugger me as a metic all wrong man. This way the money!
- You would not just kike? Well, how do we do? A tray of Duvel and you put me in a few Leffe rab for the maggot who shares my room?
- It's a mandala in the screen that you will take rab.
- I'm actually dealing with the greatest of kike!
- Primo amigo, it does not matter overall, I liquidate these bins and if it was not you who is not a problem buying one-half of Cairo is ready to get rid of. Deuxio, kike Call me and we still pick up the pieces of your jaw onto the opposite pavement!
- Relaxed Jesus, I'm gonna do is call my roommate to see if he can extend the gravel for the tank and I Leffe you take the tray of Duvel. It's still me who made the trip to Egypt this rascal has to do is to Duvel.
- Ok great but if I can afford the kid there, the Egyptian, he is right Leffe is best.
- Hey I did not ring the bells! ..
- bastard, shit goes, crazy me out of here asshole ...
- Ok ok, sorry buddy. These are the tickets, I take the two containers and I spin.
- You'd better.
- the hair. Those with even a pound of pourlich.
- Keep your pound kid. Thee will need ... Tramp!
- Ouch indeed send Captain. Thank you for the bins. Diplomacy and lively! You are doing a lot of work ... And the combined deal of beer is great art, we see that you've done science po! You would also not cigarettes as "that business"?
- That's right yeah. Anyway this is the latest once you are walking slap-tone shit here! Our famous embassy

really decided to make himself useful for once. It deale trays of beer! Do not ask me how and why ... State secret. In any case my order is ready.
You're telling me that I talk a lot of embassy. Well maybe the nostalgia of good old country and the approach of my return to land of the nativity molds that make me think of my formal relay with Belgium here in Cairo. And I must admit that at the dawn of the new year is well played by them to offer us trays.
Long live the king!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

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Apart from that, I saw it was the anniversary of the Zulu nation in Brussels this weekend. Pioneers of hip-hop, and there will be some good stuff in concert (a few veterans Amerlock etc..).
Speaking of concert pe-ra, this is it I made my coming in on the boards of the local scene with a group of Aboriginal zouk ... A nice rap with my sidekick Monadel between a piece of zouk, a reggae, a cover of Maroon 5 and good Arabic music. True! I felt really too old for this shit but what do you want the spontaneity of the natives by surprise me every day and is like that, there is nothing (to paraphrase the good old JJ Goldman). Time appreciable.

The last days here were rythmmés by qualifying soccer matches for the world. Qualification that did not happen elsewhere! Finally, if you like me to place on the Egyptian side. My haven, my second nation, my adopted country ... I still liked that they qualify. The bamboula it would have been. You can not imagine the mess they could create in this country of madmen. It does not look too bad in Algeria though.
Instead of that, everybody was pulling his mouth at the end of the debate (what a surprise) and we drank to much fun when even a little. Though. You miss me when my alcolites even a little when it comes to making good time with tails.
Today is very sad, bad hangover and my colleagues are footballing sentimentalism two bullets. "Who cares the game, what makes us sad is that one of ours died in Sudan killed by the Algerian and dozens of our brothers have been injured." They really believe all the apples in salads outputs both government independents. Algerians are known to be wild and had no Egyptian fans in their ranks artists, athletes and members of parliament, unable to fight. Heard my own ears ... While there were I do not know how many tens of thousands of Egyptians there. I find peace in Egyptian rather general but ... The sacrosanct FIFA will shed light on all this ... Inshallah. For my part I conducting the investigation and will keep you informed.

Weekend in eight is Eid el Kebir, known as the "Feast of Sacrifice." That in which my classmates from across the Strait of Gibraltar showed up in costume to school or took a lil holiday for s'empifrer couscous and we groaned because we all understand what it is that these ptits had two favored Saint Nicolas. In short it already feels the mechoui full nose.
gonna be their party in those damned beasts. I can already hear the men on street corners éguiser their blades with blood in his eyes. And women are excited at the idea of emptying and skinning animals. It's gonna be good. I need cliches. I think of a topic for my animals blo ...
Perhaps, if I have five days off, we pushed our butts (weighed down by greasy that swallows all the time) to Jerusalem. Holy Land. City of worship. I need spirituality in my life. I mainly need to breathe a little something other than this crap that uses oxygen in the City every 2 or 3 or 4 million cars, we know even count ... I have a sacred
want to go, and Alaqsa visit the Wailing Wall but Pauline has a Syrian stamp in his passport, suddenly she is not sure how to go and I if the Zionist fascists do not want me a flying seal, I am of the journal into Syria and Lebanon later ... Aaah such as conflicts in the Middle East, with which we agree I have nothing to do, my delicious tarabustent tourism projects ... The global geopolitical situation is decidedly not fair!

Another event that day, the now traditional "Belgian glass" tonight as all last Thursday of the month. Except this time it is not the last Thursday of the month. The sun was too tapped this summer on the skull of the consulate mentally deficient to the point they no longer know how to count the days. But who would know what the motion of one is Thursday, booze at the moment that the eye ... That's what it is, cool drink and Grailler the ambassador ... No, actually, not even at the expense of our embassy lamentable as these sneaky charge a distribution company Egyptian spirits for booze and a Belgian company for the construction of food. And let me tell you I am well informed. I do not let anything go ... The Belgian people courageously expatriate who is essentially a few students, a bunch of engineers and their women teachers to 80% ends up in classy places to get acquainted with a drink nicely except that everyone already knows and that when you tumble for the first time we does not concern you too. But that still does not show the goal. Although if I could get noticed and provide a small lucrative contract at quarter-time for a lil cushy job ... I'm not going to shave the hair on hand for the sake of my fellow-patriots. ". The freshly landed
Consul of the Kingdom of chips that is not older than me has sent us a cute lil mail the graphics more than doubtful with lots of black yellow red cordially invite us. Except that I did not get his goddamn mails since I failed to sign three times at the Embassy ... Pauline had had chance to harass the embassy for visas for its history or we would not have had the chance to throw up visually on the matter (I'll forwrdrais whether Pauline sends me).
said Consul who had superbly saved me introduce our new ambassador-all this diplomatic clicks arrived last summer in fact, while I was chatting pleasantly with two good fellows engineers, it had offered to meet with Ambassador pretending to not even see me, then she had probably realized his lack of tact and invited me with a funny grimace me to join them ... Of course I refused. Until I heard that former amabassadeur was a drunk, it might be fun to meet both the new one has the perfect quickdraw job, it looks boring with a double blade between the buttocks.
"This is all very exciting" you gotta say. And yeah dude that's life in Africa. I think of my grandfather in the heyday of Congo, building railways. It would also have great stories to tell. Hard they had not blogging ... For posterity! Apart from that, do nothing would have changed?

And you what's new? Huh? ..

Sunday, October 11, 2009

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I begin to see ghosts in my house. Drafts a bit strange and not reassuring. Things go wrong. At the same time it could be worse and it could of course get better as in 97 percent of cases ...

The carnage of the summer was quite a victim in the French clan, waiting for the next generation of aspiring apprentices ambassadors multilingualism failures. But still some good friends from across the Mediterranean would have been organized and not to finish alone in a dismal state staggering back from the Horei (bar) is not so easy ... The contingent of amerloks obviously offers its share of people using them but it roasts and sometimes a bit much of Anglo-Saxon to me. My culture shock with the Arab-muslims not to mention the Coptic enough for me ... And they have a knack for helping me to cultivate the buggers, they contain a thousand surprises surprise you at any time.

Football game yesterday with N (my roommate) and youth at the monastery of Moqatam (Coptic quarter), pleasant but not easy and not that easy to be accepted even with my calves ... I had to leave my best slide tackle and I well thought I would have to break one or the other leg to be treated like one of them. Great moment also when N was smoking on the sidelines has been ringing bells for two or three guys ptits who claimed that Jesus saw the smoke. His place in heaven would be difficult to negotiate. If only they had known that N is a Muslim ... Although ...

There. My return to business in this city sue 24 of 24 after my trip to the country took place rather quietly. My whole body was in need of calm, I think. Fortunately for me it was the last week of Ramadan and the entire city gave me, offered a bit of rest. The streets were strangely calm, people stayed with family, work and concluded earlier naps occupied most minds and most minds were busy napping. You offer me a drink over a fourth of six followed by a meal with family or friends and a good cooked with it all and I do Ramadan at least 11 months a year! But hey, no nation, no religion, no Ramadan can not be perfect ...
Maalesh!

Now it boils again here. Nothing has changed. Or it changes so fast and without stopping I can not notice it. Or change is made in my head that in very short consecutive time to travel before my ideas fall into place and everything to be as before. Even
feeling when I returned to Belgium. You were and we were still all the same with some exceptions. And as well said Shine "Brussels is not improving and the people either, otherwise why change it? But certainly pessimistic vision of realism tinged like sunglasses sunglasses with which I look off the Citadel of Cairo from my balcony.
Whatever the intensity of my stay in Belgium I was able to escape the gloom. In other words, yes I was delighted. Exhausted but re-enchanted, as usual the girls felt good beer and beer smelled good cooked, the kitchen smelled good steak, roast chicken and pork. And then fly to something exciting like going on vacation at home ...

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Skoal Mouth Irritation

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Ah Jean-Jacques ... Why are you doing this? I wanted to do hard rap and you got me mesmerized as if everything was ... Jean-Jacques! And plus you're Jewish. Well, it very well, very good for my "street credibility", what do I do now? " I put myself in the variety Yiddish? Will explain to my friends rappers Arab! .. Fuck you (you) Jean-Jacques! And between us I do not know which of them and I hate the most horrible sound of the clarinet "The man is a woman like any other" Jean-Jacques Zibermann ... But good as Jean-Jacques you're better than him, I '(r) provides. So I thought, you should come here and we would do a song together. And they would tour in Arab countries and even then we invite you credit Sheb Khaled you know well and then we would play in a big club in Tel-Aviv full of slut and coke but not because they affect that is the good guy but only you, me and Khaled would be because the other is for food-stones and the visa can to fuck ass!
Hey Jean-Jacques ... You've rocked my youth and that person can take it away. You're a good man as they say in rap. Sometimes you fear nothing but to fuck the people they're still buying CDs. Perhaps you're just born at the right time, but his tone you owe it to anyone. All these assholes who want to rap to pop, they just not your talent. Most world leaders praised thee as evidenced by this video I'm about to post ...

And for Cairo, I would say the same shit everywhere. That's what I they want people to understand. Tell them (say) even if I'd be surprised. And blah blah blah, the lil continued to claim his own. Shit going. You're useless!. Ghalass will piss and extinguish.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Scratch And Dent Dining Table

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the top of the pyramid I see the mess surrounding with eyes wide open, my senses in this scattered mess take the measurement of mercury above 45 degrees ...
noisy gas species. Fever, tuberculosis, herpes.
Epidemics, autonomy threatened, the rats leaving the ship in quarantine to finish on boats in the Mediterranean.
The crossing is long like the desert and the buoys are as shade, rare in the sea
Here is the shit, not Club Med, you want of sea, sun and sex , goes to Sharm el Sheikh! Alcohol and decadence, trends and trance fags, whores and guys not net, wrapping and smoke fart. Cairo
you smokes fag! Raquettent cops and you smoke your pay.
the top of the pyramid I see the missed appointments. Here one does not care about a lot of punctuality.
Rigor and discipline have made the bad and the serious work is still at large. There is
Zahm ketir alatoul to cross the street, you almost use the headbutt. Taking baths pollution as walkabouts. With every
blocks, garbage and chickens. We sell on the curb shrimp and octopus!
Bxl vs. El Qahira. Manhattan Kabul.

For Lascars Oblivion ... Double M alif alif Shab Ghabi kef!

Monday, July 20, 2009

The Best Iks Receiver

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Well what here? I take my foot in the discovery of popular culture (very popular) of some Egyptian? .. Broke my raincoat, I must admit. Oh that I will always liked folklore and finally the little guy. The past weekend wedding Nahla, daughter of the island of Dahab . This is a (n) island on the Nile up to the Cairo where he Only farmers (imagine Bertrix floating on the canal Willebroek up to the bridge Marie-Christine ...). It was good. Was not Kate Bush but it was good anyway. Thursday night: night of henna in the bride's family, lovely girl unleashed by the natural excitement of fact on this occasion ... Tomorrow my daughter you spend in the pan. And believe me that these girls are already many women and they will benefit from the big night (hopefully), which is not the case everywhere all the time! And yet Nahla was not the cutest of all, there were a pack of contenders who competed well balanced marriage of beauty and captivating rather lame and have done their promo. I'd offered me a wedding night. But I was not alone and there are some rules too restrictive for my taste ...
Night of Henna is a little bachelor party in the Egyptian girl (at least where I was). Women do henna designs on the body of the bride- future in anticipation of tomorrow, the wedding day. We would also like to have fun, and hostility are not insignificant. As usual there, we start for you serve food, fat and sometimes a little suspicious! Then in the tea you want in here. They have not much but what they do they fart. More: dancing with swords (will know where they released it), a succulent DJ accompanied by a drummer ... Not necessary, the music is already overloaded with heavy beats way Arabian dance. Honestly it to gun down! Then they begin to rotate trays of grass ... So you got lots of old guys who more or less start to roll big joints backed the walls of the alley where the party happens. All the ground species on mats and do not stop. Nahla's father , and will come with trays of grass, guys run without stopping, they have not even finished the first calcination, the second is ready. And so on. Me in the middle with my head stupid junky whitey, I'm obviously offers everything goes large bamboo shoot, thank you. Not for me. But go explain that I might vomit every time I pull on a joint since I took one of these bad trips, to the point of calling my family doctor who found nothing better than call me a junkie and that since the simple idea to be stoned to something other than alcohol (if well integrated into my culture and my liver) returns my subconscious a picture of me in a gutter completely torn, with a syringe in his arm and a crack pipe in mouth ... And the worst is that the bastards mocked me ... There was beer. Not the masses but there was! But I felt too much a can beg me anything when we moved and I stubbornly refused their hospitality since the beginning marie-janesque ! The only way for me to get away was smoking a cigarette maximum. In this way I spent too much for a fag. The fags there is exclusively reserved for men!
was pretty good too when a bunch of teenagers (boys) of the corners has tumbled and they began to dance a sort of crunk / Break-dance / erotic suggestion ... Viewed 100 ° C which is the same evening, the gus were quickly solved soaked like sponges, dish especially since they gave everything he had-nothing-and it was not to impress the young virgins of the 'attendance splurge and make the old ones. After
, there, women began to get tired of watching these funny zigues jiggle, men began to fail, we raised money for this worthy DJ who was finally beginning to move from the Egyptian real good music, it was ranked the swords and ghalass bye bye. We were left no family or even village, we were put in the pad of an aunt of Nahla and slept next to a roaring Pasha and his wife. Good night Ahmed, goodnight Mathieu (Mata), good night Shayma , goodnight Pauline (Bouline) ... When you think, with us, you get your little kitsch any invitation and you have confirmed 7 ½ months in advance if you're coming and if you're alone or with your new turkey ... For a more cooked!

The next day it was spoiled after breakfast (beans, bread, taameya / falafel) we are ironed by my home to take a shower that was not stolen. Even I enjoyed it. Pauline has gone to Nahla to go to the hairdresser and I waited a bit then I went back to the island to join the family. And then the waiting begins ... Their patience seems to have no limit. Needless also to note that anyone there would not pronounce a word is an English or French. I understand that I live offers dining ... What a surprise! Hamdulillah , they have nothing on fire and I can get away with swearing Wallah I just eat. I ended up "only" with 7 clusters of grapes and tea. I get asked a thousand questions, especially they do not all hit although I am the "husband" of Bouline they all know well and so some are wondering what am I doing here while offering me a fag. I turn up at the aunt's family and re - we try to make my lunch, I swear this time Wallah that they gave me to eat below, I do not convince everyone, but we insist not to my lack of motivation and no one serves me tea! And here it starts, family quarrels and neighborhood to know what time it is from and how it will go, because it happens not on the island and it will probably take one or several minibuses ... Suddenly it takes me to the party and I am instructed to call Bouline who is always with Nahla haircut to know what time it is off. Reflex in colonial times? We can trust the whites! I do not know but the time that brings everyone together and we decked the children, I learned that the groom would be the stuffing and I began to me that is found in the brother / sister / child of that and so on (it was not the first time I went there).
We decided to cross the Nile and take a microbus ... I counted! 29 people in this minibus of 17 places! I squatted on scene with men, it still happens in the street but we quickly made up in an apartment for ... Eat. Nobody seems to ask questions about who I am, the groom's family welcomed me as an old acquaintance, I pull out my finest salamaleks . Funny. It goes down into the street, some are a little block because the bridegroom was delayed more than expected, they released large joints again to wait. And finally the bride and groom arrive, the guys in suits and ... All in white, lace, glitter, makeup and lightly overloaded ... Firecrackers, Fuses, re - haunting hip. It's a mess. The bride and groom are seated on a dais on species presidential seats side by side. The groom is a kid, and he Nahla arrived with an air of stress, impressed, they too seem to understand what happened to them but they start to drop. It reiterated the air excitedly, his cousins and her friends dance around it and I appreciate the show, and the husband will join the Times unleashed a dance friends like kids.
That was good. My life
bourge Cairene was a little more bearable this weekend. Come next year I'll do a Community shipyard in South America.

All this said, you'll probably get to see pictures of Bouline on the island. It speaks perhaps more.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

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Well then say (go say so), not much on this blo ... Lots of blah blah, it's a blocked after all ... Cairo still you know. No I do not know. You branles worry eh?? As you are right. And if your trip is going well? But what a journey? The trip lasts 6 hours, 7 can be at most. The life you mean? Life routine. Routine death. Death life. As food: résurectum ... New concept! But still it must be trippy Cairo ... Trippy? Why? Ben I do not know me, Egypt is still not a bit the cradle of civilization? Huh? But try telling what you got the chance, everyone wants to break. Break? Trippy? Break the ass so we will sub for booze at the bar ... Always the same way. At least we can say we have no choice here (I mean between 1120 and 1050 in the through the 1000 and 1060 (I know you yourself is)). Breaking balls on chairs and desks. Break the head, head I tell you ... Not the head that we will not break the too, it heats, it heats up but it is rarely the case. But hey what is worse, losing his head or lose his balls? Oh yes I
guts, I drink teas that you would return the stomach of a camel, I'm walking around in sandals because my feet stink in all my rooks, I revel in passages of the Koran when the urge comes, I matte big pigs frustrated zgweg mater barely pubescent girls or older skins (old and wrinkled by the sun) yet sexy because they still have not given up, turned ... I'm looking for the delicious Pharaonic civilization ... Three pyramids and Sphinx! And a lot of japano-Teutonic and connasses mini shorts that buy water at the price of beer in Belgium, taking costs sun on the back of the thighs because their head is too well protected by filthy caps. I learned to decipher the hieroglyphs, and we converse at length on the meaning of frescoes almost completely eroded by time with my friends at the French Institute of Oriental Archaeology, it is not life grand?! Then people are too nice, it's as if they were running after the stick that has fought for years (and who has not finished with them I think). The humiliation has no limit! .. I am the king ... In a dictatorship, you hear! Everyone wants to know me, share with me, exchange ... The cultural mix: galabeya me smoking shisha and jabbering in Arabic with great emphasis on training and you bruxellaire sebago, listening to rap in your i-pod and speaking French with a delicious accent Berber-scum. Oh no it is Brussels ... Ooh metics your diversity ceases to amaze me, you exiled in the West, children from nowhere and everywhere at once, as I understand now. Myself I am grown a mustache (at least I try) and as I said I put on sandals, I taameya classy sandwiches at noon, my passion for heavy chick has never as well (u) worn, I read of Khaled Al Khamissi, my musical tastes have integrated yet Sélects Zar and other traditional musics of the Mediterranean from there, the sound of the oud and ney m'envoûtent as calling the prayer, perched on top of Al Azhar Park ... But I have to forgo the joys of Trappist and abbey beer? No! Whenever I can I deliver is Chimay, Chouffe, Duvel and others. Does the cabbage Brussels is not my favorite vegetable? I do not think so. Hip-hop and metal I miss the sound filthy DNA and Tray 4 too, I make up as he must bulk of Mc Donald's because here at least I can afford, and I think soon return to church ... Go
say, but if travel is the discovery anyway. You've met some nice people? Oh you can hear really not what I say ... What a trip? Life is discovery. The discovery is death. Death in life. Have you ever been in Neder-Over-Hembeek? Well then will discover ... Nice people. Nice people everywhere. Everywhere. I came to or I'm starting to come party ..? But at least I have not come to me typing crap idiots Science Bitch who say hello to maybe put on their resume as they learned Arabic quickly they forget but maybe later they unearth or bowl with a network of knowledge a diplomat in an Arab country and then what will be the class of power salamaleker approximately. Or maybe the right plan for the practice of young students from Sciences Po Paris that the exotic side of Arabic excites well but that being a dick metic file is still a lot of sacrifices. Nice people ... Italians, for example, is the worst abroad when they are making little effort to learn the local dialect is a true disaster. Amerlocs of a mess, they are probably part of the US-Egyptian deal as well as military equipment ... They are everywhere, you never know what they are doing here too. Maybe they are preparing a new offensive by Israel in the Sinai, they are tracking or is it just a sham and business ... "We amerlocs one is cool. You've Coke and McDonald's but you have not enough coke and black politicians, but it will come" ... Nice people ...

Sunday, April 26, 2009

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Sunday, April 5, 2009

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Re (con) birth

found fortune Oh!
I am again part of the current class Cairo said. El Hamdoulilah .
My talents are well known small computer genius (witness this delightful blog) allowed me to quickly find a job and a lifestyle mogul. On weekends I slip area in my apartment, a glass of champagne in hand and a cigar in his mouth ... And the week I work in the Internet-business , flourishing in the capital market for downloading images naughty *.

French companies make no mistake, the web-designer Egyptian is competent, compliant hump and for peanuts. So? .. Relocation. So I say, a private French company active in the virtual world of spellbinding web seemed perfect for my employer neo-colonialism!
Any good boss leaving his European department at the hands of metics, needs intermediate. This is where I stand! Ah Communication essential tool of modern societies major issue (even underdeveloped and non-advanced). For

Otherwise, Cairo is still this great metropolis where life is good. Especially now the temperature rises to 35 degrees Cel-sucks already tell! And traffic is still down. It will soon have to build bridges over bridges or check the number of births ...
I just spent the weekend in Alexandria with my delicious progenitors in courtesy. Alexandria, the port, mermaids, butterflies in my youth, it's all well and good but it still did not taste of Cairo. That of KeroZen mixed with sweat, grease, dust and clean water and fresh Nile.

Finally, I would be remiss not to share my experience "Dandy Mall Cairo . sort of "Cora City La Louviere" less Baraki but fifteen times more massive ... Or how to mix "City 2" and Avenue Louise plus a Carrefour disproportionate. The pon-pon is the valet parking attendants that help you to park your car in a parking lot of 10,000 seats, for 14 cents ...

* on GSM countless young and old men, one can admire succulent photos or videos of naked women, belly dance a little "daring" to see vaginas.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

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Friday, March 13, 2009

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pricing shows that over the period 1997 to 2007 prices Rèunion rose 37% while At the same time they increased by only 30% in France.
tax exemption policies have led to a slowdown in wages
The state has its share of responsibilities, including setting the minimum wage and aid policies
52% of the population below the poverty line , against 18% in metropolitan
50% of the population in 2006 had an income below 690 €
10% of the lowest incomes were lower in 2006 to 390 €
There is also an unacceptable wage inequality between men and Women: A Reunion worker earns an average of 90% salary of her male counterpart


EMPLOYMENT - WAGE - HEALTH CLAIMS


✔ give effect to the "right to work" in the preamble of the Constitution
✔ conditionality of aid to enterprises
✔ prohibition of dismissal for companies doing ✔ profits
freeze job cuts in public services and implementation of a remedial plan,
✔ resorption of insecurity, and job sustainability
✔ strengthening and extension of union rights by preventing layoffs
promote ✔ local employment recovery
✔ leave solidarity
✔ removing the tax exemption of HS and the tax shield (TEPA)
career security ✔ ✔
€ 200 monthly net on low wages, low pensions, minimum social, student scholarships
✔ deletion of Article 16 of the Act and application of SCC Perben
✔ professional equality between men and women
structuring ✔ ✔ professional sectors
establishment of IRP (staff representative bodies) for all businesses
✔ increases in the basic salary including a minimum inflation Reunion and productivity gains. ✔
participation of employers in wage accessories. ✔
under the management of jobs and skills (GPEC) in each industry
✔ for students: development of a "status" of the student and a real territorial contiguity; generalization of the half-price for transport, access to places of culture and learning ...; tax exemption Housing
✔ health, access to healthcare for all



AND PRICES PURCHASING POWER

The project supported by the Platform responds to the immediate while preparing for a sustainable future. Sustainable development of Reunion will be if and only if the entire population becomes an actor of the concept. Why it is imperative to address the structural weaknesses of particular conjunctural and our society.
Nothing can be done as it will not solve the problem of poverty in our society Reunion, in fact 52% of our population is living below the recognized poverty line. That is to say less than 690 € per month. Among them, 80,000 are living with less € 390 per month or € 12.58 per day.
Concretely this means difficulty in feeding, housing, transportation, medical care and to provide the best education for his children. This context creates the conditions for growing pain in individuals and families. This crisis is bringing a radical change of posture on the part of government is to take account of our societal problems and our proposals.

We offer solutions to address weaknesses:

I) act on prices:

urgently:

1 / A drop of 20% on products commonly consumed include: • 500
Consumer goods (5 references for the 100 products selected)
• Invoices for water, sanitation and a study for a single fare on the Department
• Rent and lease expense
• Electricity Bills
• Leisure, culture and metropolitan press, foreign ...

2 / For other services we ask

• A decrease of 5 euros on the gas cylinder
• Free tickets for public transit for job seekers, students, retirees, and people have tested benefits.
• The alignment of ICT on prices in France (telephone, internet ...)
• The immediate loss of 10 cents in fuel prices
• Free tickets as part of the job search training of family tragedies for people living below poverty line.
• Lower tariffs and the alignment of banking services with those of the metropolis

In Sustainable

1 / fight effectively against monopolies, cartels, oligopoly and the practice of exorbitant margins.

Beforehand we ask

• A radiograph trade Reunion
• Conducting an inventory of competition Reunion (monopoly / oligopoly), control of abuse of dominance.
• Transparency on the mechanisms of price formation, trade margins in the areas of goods and services (explanation on prices)
• A permanent and unexpected compared with prices in the metropolis.
• An assessment of sources and their impact on prices
• Transparency on family ties and financial between firms Reunion


And we call for durable solutions including: • Freezing

and continuous monitoring of prices of 500 consumer items
• A shift in sourcing to lower all Price
• An endowment of the competent authorities of the technical, legal and investigation (Control and Punishment)

COSPAR says it is the duty of the State to protect our population from the consequences of dual structural economic crisis we live. For this, it is his responsibility to make a real price controls and set the margins of commercial enterprises.



HOUSING

to the meeting the report is as follows:

► households: 257,000 households Reunion
► Private rental housing in: ►
56 000 rental housing office: 49 673 Beneficiaries
► Allowance Housing: 86 900
Amount: 242 million Euros
► demand for housing in suffering: 26,000

The housing needs:

► New housing provision: 7,500 dwellings per year
► unhealthy to eliminate: 20 000
► Council housing to be rehabilitated: NC

production of social housing faces a stronger political and ambitious. Housing must be managed as a public service.

In Reunion we see the inadequacy of the production capacity to demand not to mention the territorial imbalance.

Housing policy does not stop with the stone, it also concerns aid to people.

80% of the meetings are eligible for social housing.

The rate of effort for Reunion housing applicants are becoming more and more unbearable And they increased abnormally and reach levels exceeding 30% per household.
They are excluded from social housing applicants who are in situations of no return
Public intervention must take its share of responsibility. This is part of the fight against exclusion.
It is time to take into account the realities and tragedies that affect thousands of meetings, all social groups, young or elderly.
What dignity to humans homeless, forced to live in substandard housing, to live in overcrowded housing are totally unsuitable, broken lives, children without benchmarks?

We do not want this meeting there for our children. It is time that changed!
To do this the government must engage in a fast and sustainable financial resources additional features tailored to our Department.


CLAIMS

FRAFU (Regional Fund for land development and urban)

► FRAFU able to combine and LBU, such legislative amendment for the additional costs recognized in connection with the land acquisition

ANAH (National Agency of habitat)

► Expand all skills ANAH at the meeting.

VEFA (Sales in the future state of completion)

► Identify private homes abandoned in the state construction
► Maintain credits LBU, FRAFU, CIF, CG .... To finish the work with an on-sale for the lowest wages. 1.2, 1.4 of the SMIC

OPERATION OF NATIONAL INTEREST

► Rèunion must be recognized as a strategic site and territory priority. ►
Identify sites underutilized state-owned

ANRU (National Agency for Urban Renewal)

► Expand to all the municipalities of La Reunion ANRU the device by providing for increases in appropriations
► Enjoy the implementation of the recovery plan "housing ANRU" to review areas of Reunion eligible. Two billion of work should be released in France.


CEILINGS RESOURCE CAF / HOUSING ALLOWANCES (PTZ-interest loan)

► Establish at the same meeting that maximum resources Metropole because of the cost of living much higher (Paris area and neighboring regions )

► Implementation of specific help to the public which has a rate of excessive force (+ 23%) and not eligible for social housing so he can have access to adequate housing (housing adapted ...)

► Increase the amount of housing benefit in Reunion the equivalence of the Metropolitan Area A or 1

► Making Rèunion eligible for PTZ in area A. ►

Extend the Meeting to the Loan Young Futures device managed by CAF, but not operational in Reunion



FREEZE THE PRICE OF RENT - RENTAL CHARGES

► Declining rents and freeze for years to come both in the social housing and private
► Capping the amount of rents in the private sponsors who have benefited from tax exemption ►
Gel rental charges at the same level as 2008 or drop charges

ACCESS TO HOUSING FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES AND ELDERLY OR
improved housing

► ►
Census Public Establishment prompt, a response plan to do the work necessary and required to load ►
lessor of the lessor or the Duty Manager of Housing (State, General C, Caf, CILR, Commons) meet the criteria for allocation of housing for priority groups (people with disabilities, people living in substandard housing ... )

SALE OF SOCIAL HOUSING

► Get a multiyear social landlords on the sale of homes that will materialize in 2009
► Negotiate with banks for loans at preferential rates and mobilize all the measures which exist under acquisition
► Consider when selling the years during which the rent was paid by the tenant.

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Well, I just spent at least 10 days without internet. World Cup say!
meantime I took the opportunity to lose my wallet (my job and my apartment was logical), to go after the Red Sea and in the desert (everything with my step-sister), for get a job in a shooting for a crappy movie and Egypt to find an apartment . Our roommate
Egyptian which shall remain nameless (I do not want him to be problems with the secret services of the old Mubarak ) suddenly has the right to live with girls. Western moreover (implying whores). What audacity my good friend! Finally it's easy to find an apartment ... When we stretch a little dough.
Seriously, here we find apartments in 4-4-2. There are only getting around town and ask people, there is a series of gus familiar with a " Bawab " (doorman building) or " Simsar " (realtor) dégottent of greasy spoon that in a jiffy.
So now, we live near the center in a nice neighborhood. Here is broken teeth, racks ramshackle, wooden legs, bloated faces some good short champions. But it is ultimately you pay less than before and people are cool. There are markets in every sense, everyone has something to refourguer our Bawab and his family who live under the stairs to five on the ground floor (like all Bawaba ) are fully unleashed, they screaming for a yes or a no but I think they appreciate us (it's very subjective, most of the time I did not catch half of what they tell me) .
was a small mosque in jail just as the muezzin pif with not really pavarotesque who made the call amid feedback, it looks a little " Rodeo Machine " under Islamic mint tea said ... The big
deal is cockroaches chtedis , what a nightmare! By tens and twenties the son of ... Exterminate it, but it is resistant gauze such crap there. So between the trip to the sea and the trip in the desert, it was a Great Week winner. We moved after moultes palaver, tantrums, heated discussions with the ten people involved in the deal ! Both
the apts are easy to find, as negotiations with all the intermediaries are puzzle balls! And with all that, we still have not had the honor of meeting our landlord ... And we must share the apartment with fucking cockroaches! There is no internet either. It works not in our area yet. I do not really understand why. Then I forgot my wallet in a shop. 5 minutes. Enough to make me shoot! His big mother. It's the same everywhere! Otherwise
the desert, it kills. Ca feels good to be out of Carapate Cairo saying. There was obviously no great world. This is the desert when same! So I have not much to tell. It's beautiful. It's hot. At night it is cold because we sleep under the stars. There was a small sand storm was impressive. I drove a jeep, it was cool. We ate chicken I've seen alive a few hours earlier, was good. I bathed with our guide in a hot spring. The Belgian transparent slip ... Ridiculous. And that's it. For this story
shoot crappy, I dug up a contact in a casting agency calling me to go make an appearance in a white beak Egyptian film ... I go there (it's not too poorly paid) and now I am told that the producer is crappy it pays not always as it should and wants to not spin the gold coins before the shooting . It cancels all! I'm wasting my time and money. THE plane to Egypt. After my debut in " Trankil 'chatting " I thought to start my international career. It missed. The cycle of bad luck continued. That's for later. That
. Woes on woes. And drink to forget. But hopefully, I have lots of plans for work and make me a little corn, it should just be patient. It will Inshallah . I just want to continue to live my life in the big bourge Cairo ... Go
say!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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PROTEST OF THE MINIMUM SOCIAL

The French system of welfare benefits, social benefits in terms of resources and to ensure a minimum income to a person or family, includes nine features applicable throughout the territory and a device specific departments 'overseas.

THE MINIMUM SOCIAL MANAGED BY THE CAF
minimum income (RMI), created in 1988, guaranteed minimum income to any person aged at least 25 years or having the care of at least one child born or unborn.

Number of recipients 31.12.08
66,828 Total paid 368 083 € 637.08
Average amount paid annually by five beneficiary € 507.93
Average amount paid monthly by recipient
€ 458.99 Source: CAF data 12/31/2008

At December 31, 2008, 162,674 people are covered by the RMI, which is the total of recipients and their beneficiaries (over 20% of the population of Reunion).

parent allowance (API), founded in 1976, is for people to assume the burden of at least one child born and unborn. If the youngest child is over three years, the allowance is paid for up to one year (API called "short"), otherwise it is paid until three years (API called "long"). Number of recipients

31.12.08
13,250 65,411 Total paid € 592.65
Average amount paid annually by beneficiary 4 € 936.72
Average amount paid monthly by recipient € 411.39
Source: CAF data 31/12/2008

At December 31, 2008, 37,718 people are covered by the API, which is the total of recipients and their beneficiaries (nearly 5% of the population of Reunion).

income solidarity (SAR) was established in December 2001 and specifically to the overseas departments (DOM) is paid to persons of at least 50 years on income support for at least two years, s' engage on the honor to finally leave the workforce.

Number of recipients at 31.12.08 7359
Total paid 40,330 € 255.39
Average amount paid annually by five beneficiary € 480.40
Average amount paid monthly by recipient
€ 456.70 Source: CAF, data as of 31/12/2008

At December 31, 2008, 8559 persons are covered by the SAR, which is the total beneficiaries and their heirs (1% of the population of Reunion).

allowance for disabled adults (AAH), established in 1975, aimed at people disabled or not entitled to a retirement benefit or a pension for accidents at work. The incumbent must demonstrate a failure rate of at least 80% or at least 50% if COTOREP (Technical Commission for guidance and outplacement) recognizes that it is unable to work because of disability. Number of recipients

31.12.08
11,590 79,253 Total paid € 843.97
Average amount paid annually by recipient 6 € 838.12
Amount Average monthly per beneficiary paid € 569.84
Source: CAF data 31/12/2008

At December 31, 2008, 16,901 people are covered by the AHA, which is the total of recipients and their beneficiaries (2% of the population of Reunion).

These first four tested benefits are administered by the FCA.
A person can benefit from several social minima. At December 31, 2008, the Meeting has 98,786 recipients of social minima for these four people covered 226,565 total (29% of the total population).


OTHER MINIMUM SOCIAL

Allocation Solidarity (SSA), founded in 1984, unemployment benefits for the unemployed who have exhausted their rights to unemployment insurance, and who have at least five years of paid work during the ten years preceding breaking their employment contracts.

equivalent retirement allowance (REA), founded in 2002, is an unemployment benefit that is income replacement or supplement for the benefit of job seekers totaling 160 quarters of contributions to the pension scheme before age 60.

Allocation Insertion (AI), founded in 1984, unemployment benefits, a maximum of one year, restricted since 1992 to people who requested asylum in France, the expatriate employees are not members of unemployment insurance or refugees, and former inmates released within the last 12 months, victims of an accident or an occupational disease, the temporary waiting allowance (WTA), founded in 2005, replaces the allocation Insertion (ATI) for inputs from 16 November 2006.

widow allowance, established in 1980, speaks to survivors of deceased insured. This is a temporary benefit paid for two years. The licensee shall be under the age of 55.

the minimum pension allowances (ASV and ASPA): The supplementary old (ASV), established in 1956, aimed at people aged over 65 years and provides a level of income equal to the minimum pension. A new benefit, solidarity allowance for the elderly (ASPA) came into force January 13, 2007.

Average number of beneficiaries received

the minimum pension allowances (ASV and ASPA) 27508 Single person: 373 € / month
Dwellings: 615 € / month
(valid 1 September 2008)

Specific solidarity allowance (ASS) € 12,011,449 Maximum / month depending
other resources
(valid from 1 January 2009)

Allowance insertion (AI) € 177,316 maximum per month depending
other resources
(Valid from 1 January 2009)

retirement allowance equivalent (EAR) € 107,982 maximum per month depending
other resources
(valid from 1 January 2009) Widowhood

Allowance € 47,559 maximum per month
(valid 1 September 2008)

Data as of 31/12/2007. Sources: Cnamts, CNAF, MSA, DREES, UNEDIC FSV CNAV, CDC funds scheme DOM

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